Her Mother's Daughter alright.

I let Lemon borrow my 17th century gentleman/Anne Rice costume and painted her face as well. She's growing up to be more and more like me. Should I start worrying now?

Dear Casey (a tag-a-roo)

Dear Casey (of Anne Rice Phils),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it last year under the bus and ignored my Kid Rock collection.

I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that we're cousins.

I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory.

You should also know that I was interviewed by The Times about our friendship.


Go burn,

Lynn





Do it like this:

[ Do it like this ]

Dear (the person who last texted/messaged you),

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.

You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.


___12___,

-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insulted
Black - Ignored
Blue - Knocked out
Purple - Poured syrup on
White - Carved your initials into
Grey - Pulled the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrated
Pink - Pulled the toupee off
Barefoot - Sat at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes -Frostbitten
Lost - High
House -Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Love, Korn

Y'All Want A Single video, uncensored. I loved Korn since I was a teenager. I find this video nice and well, brave. =)

To all you Korn followers and sellout music lovers (like myself sometimes, hehe..).

From Nikki: I needed a bag of weed because that b*tch stole my taco.

Select the month you were born in: 

1 (Jan) - I stabbed 
2 (Feb) - I needed 
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with 
4 (Apr) - I killed 
5 (May) - I jumped 
6 (June)- I smoked with 
7 (July) - I ran shirtless with 
8 (Aug) - I banged 
9 (Sept) - I shot 
10 (Oct) - I robbed 
11 (Nov) -I slapped 
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with 

 

Pick the day (number) you were born on: 

01 - the trojan man 
02 - a homeless guy 
03 -a homo 
04 - A mop 
05 - a dog 
06 - a rock star 
07 – Paris Hilton
08 - my lover 
09 - a toothbrush 
10 - my boyfriend 
11 - a glass of milk 
12 - a teletubby 
13 - the cookie monster 
14 - a drunk 
15 - a crack head 
16 - a cat 
17 - a bum 
18 - a whore 
19 - a hobo 
20 - a stripper 
21 - a porn star 
22 - Barney the dinosaur 
23 - the kool-aid man 
24 - an easter egg 
25 - my ex girlfriend 
26 - a hottie 
27 - a bag of weed 
28 - a french fry 
29 - your mom 
30 - a bowl of cereal 
31 - jezzy the snowman 

 

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White         -     because that bitch stole my taco 
Black          -     because I love marijuana 
Pink            -     because I’m good in bed 
Red             -     because I have AMAZING boobs 
Brown         -     because I still love him 
Polka Dots -     because I hate my life 
Purple         -     because I’m gay 
Grey            -     because I’m sexy like that 
Other          -     because I have double D’s 
Green          -     because I love to snort cocaine. 
Orange       -     because I smoke crack 
Turquoise   -     because I have a noodle in my nose 
Blue             -     because I'm the sexiest bitch alive

Random Facts (tagged by coffee ninja Abby)

(I believe I've done this random-facts-about-yourself-thingy but hey, I just wanna do it again)

=)

Rules:

*Each blogger starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves.

*Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their ten things and post these rules.

*At the end of your blog, you need to choose ten people to get tagged and list their names.

*Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.

1. I'm a coffee-holic and chocolate fanatic as well. I appreciate coffee nightouts more than beer nightouts. =)

2. I love Anne Rice. Of all her characters, of course I love Lestat the most. And I'm not really a vampire person, just an Anne Rice vampire person. I love to read but I've read mostly Anne Rice.

3. I have a 7-year-old kid. My daughter Lemon was nicknamed as such because her name should've been Lestat (Lestat + Montejo = Lemon) had she been born a boy. But she's not, so we named her Nickel. But the nickname stayed.

4. Yes, yellow is my favorite color. But I also love amber. And black is not a color.

5. I own more bags than shoes. I'm a bag person.

6. I am a rock music whore. It started with going gaga over The Beatles. Of course I am not that old. *cough cough*

7. I'm 28 and I've worked for 8 years already. Survey supervisor in Nueva Vizcaya, Research Assistant, Collections Officer, Research Assistant again, Researcher, Medical Representative, Field Manager, and now a Customer Service Rep. Where am I really headed?

8. During events, I either dress up as a Vampire or a Pirate. Someday I'll dress up as a fallen angel (aka Memnoch the Devil) :D

9. I love to cook! I've been preparing dishes since I was in highschool. I must say that I'm pretty good at it.

10. My dreams-in-a-box include: being in a rock n' roll band, becoming a painter, playing the violin, having a huge personal library, among others.

I'm not tagging. =)

On my wall: a postcard to remind me always

"Be careful how you live. You may be the only Bible some people read."