Guy 1: (To me) ano ba, bakit mahilig ka ba kasi sa bakla!!! Sa lalake ka na lang!
Me: Ayoko sa lalake, nakakabuntis!
Guy 2: Sira, kala mo ang bakla di nakakabuntis?
Me: Gago, bago umabot dun masusuka na yun!
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Guy: Balita ko may love life ka na ah?
Me: Meron.
Guy: Gago ka, bakla na naman yan noooooo!
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Guy 1: Lika nga dito, aamuyin kita!
Me: Siraulo ka ba?
Guy 1: Tange, aamuyin ko lang kung may hangover ka!
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Guy 2: Hoy, bakit mahilig ka sa bakla?
Me: Mabango sila eh.
Guy 2: Wala kang mapapala sa kanila.
Me: Eh ano ngayon, di naman ako ma-L na tao eh.
Guy 2: Sabagay, alkohol naman ang sexlife mo eh.
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at isang singit na walang kinalaman sa George Estregan fans Club:
Gay guy: Are you Lesbian?
Me: Gusto mo rape-in kita?
Are these real conversations? lol
ReplyDeleteoh hell yeah. hahaha...
ReplyDeleteI bet that if I was there, actually listening to these conversations, I would be lost for words.
ReplyDeletemost of these conversations happened in the pantry of our office so yeah, i can imagine most people would be speechless. haha..
ReplyDeleteSo you are a fan of George Estregan, huh? Is it the senior, or the junior... just kidding.
ReplyDeleteSenior syempre! Hahaha... talagang sumagot eh.
ReplyDeleteVery well said! hahaha!
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