Sunday, July 6, 2008

Paul's Pambahay/Pantulog Party

I planned on getting drunk.

I arrived early, for a change, and started drinking. Grabbed a can of Red Horse, finished in it 10 minutes, grabbed a screwdriver, then another screwdriver, then a piƱacolada (?), then Jon's whats-its-name in a fancy champagne glass, then took Alec's tequila, then mixed myself vodka+sprite... then i lost track. Last thing I remember was Ron giving me glass of cold water, next thing I know it was morning already.

Three hours to party, six hours to pass out, 24 hours to nurse a mean hangover.

Beloved geeks, thanks for the fun fun night. I really needed to loosen up a bit. I've been living under a rock. I missed all of you so much, some more than the others. Heheh..

And I know I've kissed a lot of you that night. Please send me a correspondence if you have complaints about the quality of my kisses. Hehe... Did I kiss girls too?

Did i harass/molest anybody? Did you enjoy it?

I remember blowing up Karen's condom too, among other things. Captain, I heard you had to run off to secure your stash. Hehe..

I can't wait to see the pictures. I know I'm gonna regret some of them. It's one of those nights when you want to forget some nasty things that you did but your friends won't let you. :D

Paul! I hope you did better on nursing your hangover. Thanks for the fun party. Yale people, you rock! Luv you guys!


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Carl: Lynn, this is ****** (i forgot his name), ******* this is Lynn
Me: Hi.
The Guy: Hello.
Carl: She's on the rebound.

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Beej (as Alec): Screw... driver?
Beej (as the Driver): Sandali lang po Ma'am.

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Thanks Rej for the pic. :D

30 comments:

  1. ahahaha shit, i remember the condom haha, i-a-add ko to sa blog ko haha

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  2. hey lynn.... GUESS WHAT?!?!
    My twin, Ian, and I took pics of EVERYONE!!!!!!!!
    so it's NOT just ZURI....

    you have crazy snapshots!!!! woohoo!!! can't wait to finish posting 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Lynn, that was my only TROJAN condom! Ha ha ha!

    2010 pa naman expiry date nun!

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  4. hahaha... yeah. my lips were lubricated half the night. hehehe...

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  5. ahhh... you mean little girl. hahaha... i can't wait to humiliate myself again on your sweet sixteen (mmmph). =)

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  6. oh noes! TROJAN eh. the big horse. the big wooden horse. yay!

    next time please don't let any more condoms near me when i'm drunk. hehe...

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  7. are you sure it's for no other purpose than to stop you from blowing them?!
    hahahahaha!
    on the contrary, it's best to have condoms near you when you're drunk...

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  8. hhahah.. and what's that supposed to mean???

    man, i am no longer HARMLESS. XD

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  9. tama si Nick! >:)

    mahirap na matulad sa Knocked Up, hahaha!

    shet, i wanna see Iana's pictures!

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  10. ako hindi mo hinalikan! buti pa si Karen, hinalikan ako nung birthday ko!

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  11. Next time, hindi lang TROJAN,
    SPARTAN na!

    And they have to be RED.

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  12. sana walang siraan ng reputation, haha

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  13. One good turn deserves another...I promise to wear chocolate or the lip gloss of your choice when November comes around.

    (I feel a monkey getting ready to punch me again.)

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  14. hahaha... i won't get "Knocked Up" when I'm drunk, more like knocked down. as in down and out. hahaha...

    i know where ianna lives. kidnap for ransom ito!

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  15. nyehhhh... i don't kiss girls. baby steps, baby steps. next time i get uber drunk, maybe i'll kiss girls too. so much for my two-year contract. haha..

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  16. AWOOH! hahaha... game on!

    and pwede ba habang nakasuot? ahaaay... hahaha!!!

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  17. sorry shey. too late for that. haha..

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  18. who is this punching monkey? grrr...

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  19. Girls preferable to frogs.

    (Ducking to hide from monkeys)

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  20. hahahaha... ihatechu... well from saturday night's experience i no longer am. hehe.. XD

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  21. eh oo naman, hehehe....

    the punching munky story is so funny. hahaha... Monkey Pacquiao and you lookinf like Jinky Pacquiao! hahaha...

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  22. waaaaah!! please don't!
    hhmmm.... my twin, Ian, also took pics!!!
    waahahhaah!

    we are soooo EVIL!!!!

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  23. That was Peppy. Syempre, nilalako ko ikaw kaagad no? :P Langkwentang kaibigan talaga no??? XD

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  24. the whole night i was wondering who that guy was. :P

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  25. Hi Lynn... yeah, that was probably Peppy. Though I think he's having trouble remembering all the names of the people he met at the party anyways. :P

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  26. oh yeah, Peppy. now i remember. Hi Mark! thanks for the invite! :D

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